Thursday, September 14, 2006

The Elephant and the Rats: A Parable



Inspiration: A recent article by Ivo H. Daalder about the War on Terror (click title above for link)
Category: Parable

I wrote the original version of this about a week after September 11, 2001 while sitting in an undergraduate history class at the University of Florida, about the same time the administration was developing its plans to invade Afghanistan; a war which I supported, as much as a pacifist can. I lost the original, but the artice by Daalder refreshed my memory. Hope you like it.


A few rats have attacked an elephant. The elephant rightly feels that he must meet this threat, so the elephant goes into where the rats are holed up. Using his great size the elephant stomps about and manages to kill some of the rats. The elephant though in his overzealousness to destroy all the rats, accidentally kills many mice as well. But not all the mice are killed, no some of the younger mice live and remember what the elephant has done; he has killed their fathers who were good mice and only were concerned with the mundane tasks of caring for themselves and their families. Now these young mice are angry and the words of the rats who dwell among them seem more appealing them they had ever before. Before long these mice become rats and now there are more rats than before the elephant made his retaliation. Now these new rats attack the elephant, the elephant retaliates again, more rats are killed and more mice are killed alongside; and thus the cycle continues, the rats grow, the mice dwindle, and the elephant stumbles blindly on not realizing the errors of his ways.

Selfish Destruction: Or a Kick in the Ass to Unrestrained Competiveness

Inspiration: Karma Polic by Radiohead/Stressful day at work
Category: Rant

I apologize in advance for the spelling and disorganization. I wrote this on the fly, in a hurry, and have not edited it yet.

"Give me more, even if its means less for you, give it to me now, I deserve it. Now!" The endless demanding of the selfish individual weaned on a capitalistic upbringing can not understand that he ultimately hurts himself by grabbing for a bigger piece of the pie. There is a limited amount of things; food, money, fresh water, breathable air, ozone, space, time. Time is the thing we lose the most when we fight, kick, scratch, lie, cheat and steal to get what "we deserve, what we are entitled to." I have a client (for lack of a better term and to protect their identity) who constantly calls me to discuss his claim. The issue: a $50 parts price differance between an aftermarket part and a new part. The laws of my state allow me to use an aftermarket part, and the parts we use are certified by an independant agency that tests that these parts have the same form, fit and function as an original manufactured part. In addition, the constraints of my job keep me from using an OEM (original equipment manufacturer) part when an quality aftermarket part is more cost effective. Anyway, the point is I chose to use a part that after repairs and paint will be indistinguishable from an oem. If it happens to not look the same I would of course authorize additional repairs and the use of a oem part. This is not a selfish act on the part of a big insurance company. No it is a fair and reasonable solution that is beneficial to all. The client gets his car back the way it looked before, my company keeps its cost down, hopefully makes a profit (and we are not like the Oil companies, are goal is a reasonable 4% profit), stockholders make money, employees keep jobs, our insured's rates stay reasonable. I explain most of this to client, he doesn't care, he wants what he wants no matter what. Here's where the time thing comes in. First he calls and threatens to sue, then he calls saying suieng over $50 would be a waste of his time (No, really?!), then he calls and says he is going to start a blog about how crappy my company is, then he calls saying he is going to write a letter to the editor of the local paper, then he calls saying he talked to his son who is a cop and that he should be getting money for diminshed value on his car, and I'm sure he will call tommorow with something else. This guy seems reasonably intelligent and thus probably makes a decent living (lets guess $20/hour minimum). Just on the phone with me he has spent probably an hour($20), he has probably spent an hour on the phone with repair shop($20), he will spend conservatively five hours on his blog($100), spend another hour writting and submitting a letter($20), will spend at least two hours getting the documents together to claim diminishment of value ($40), he probably has spent a few hours talking to people about this disagreement($60). So for a $50 disagreement he has spent or will spend: $20 + $20 + $100 + $20 + $40 + $60 = $260 plus the incalculable oportunity cost of thinking about this instead of enjoying life. All this because he had to have what he felt intitled too. This is selfish destruction. Besides hurting himself, he has taken up more of my time which could have been spent resolving claims for others. You may ask, aren't you wasting time by ranting about this? I say no, writting helps me to release pent up emotions and to get my chaotic thoughts on paper in a more organize manner. Writting this I also realize that I too waste valuable time trying to fulfill my non-essential selfish claims (no pun intended). We all do this. It is a fullish waste of our most precious resource, time. Cherish it, spend it with your friends and family, in intellectual pursuits, being entertained, but don't spend it trying to get something you don't really need.

Friday, September 08, 2006

September Monthly Update

Love: Still very much in love. Helping (trying to at least) fiancee plan wedding and honeymoon. Progress is being made. We have our location. We are sending out invitations this weekend.

Work: Training, training, and more training. I am still training, but have been handling claims for two weeks now. For the most part they are pretty easy claims, although I got one that involved a $4000 estimate. Luckily an experienced co-worker helped me write the estimate.

Health: Good, I think. I did pull my back playing tennis last Sunday. I could hardly move for two days, went to the doctor and got some pain killers. I am feeling a good bet better now, but my back is still a little bit tender.

Mental Health: Good. I'm in high spirits 85% of the time. The job has a steep learning curve, so I'm feeling a bit stressed some of the time. Also planning the wedding is stressful, primarily vicariously through my fiancee.

Reading:

Piers Anthony's Bearing an Hourglass (still, not much time lately)

James Joyce's Ulysses (still)Trying to at least. Word of advice if you read this I recommend having wikipedia.org open in order to understand all the obscure references.

www.edge.org I will one day read all of the past articles. Made some pretty good progress, but still only about 1% through it all.

Playing: World of Warcraft (PC), Teken (PSP), Daxter (PSP)

Watching: Curb Your Enthusiasm Season 5 on DVD (hilarious), Alton Brown on food network, adult swim on cartoon network.

Biggest Timesinks: WOW, wedding stuff.

Beer: New beer I tried this past month was Chimay Blue. I have had the Chimay Red before, but this was my first Blue. This is an absolutely delicious slightly fruity beer that goes down smooth. Highly recommended for all, although it is a bit pricey. But then again with the high alcohol content (around 8%) it takes fewer to unwind.(rating: 5/5)